Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found: 8153 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Villages Defended: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Magic Items Found: 6532
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Animals Bred: 171
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3888 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mines Excavated: 4790
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Dragon Eggs Found: 7579
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 422 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9385
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Star Shards Collected: 140

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 4005
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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