so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found: 1202 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149
    Potions Brewed: 106 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Falling into the Void: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2978 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY