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Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	5081	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	9835	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	7693

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Void Gems Collected:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9304
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	2413	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FastingFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7470	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4