so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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