so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    Character Building!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Potions Brewed: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magic Items Found: 7645
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Farms Harvested: 935
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8989

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Enchantments Applied: 103

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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