Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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