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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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