TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	145
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	145

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Potions Brewed:	119
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Astro MC Network

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There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Items Found:	6082	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crops Grown:	9189	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	63

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	805
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.