PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

acquisitions, Armaments, Army, Defense, eastern europe, Equipment, Europe, k9, Military, military procurement, military strength, Minecraft, Mobile Artillery, Modernization, national defense, nato, Poland, PolishCannonCraft, SECURITY, Server, Technology, WARFARE, weapons

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

console, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming memes, gaming opinions, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo consoles, Nintendo exclusives, Nintendo fans, nintendo games, nintendo switch, pokemon, Server, super smash bros, video games, Zelda

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Crops Grown:	5441
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

1904ft, 580m, Adventure, beauty, Country, Destination, Explore, height, landmark, landscape, Majestic, Minecraft, natural wonder, Nature, Outdoor, Scenic, smp, Tall, tallest waterfall, tourism, travel, Waterfall, waterfall photography, World record

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7824	Enchantments Applied:	107
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

awkward encounters, bad, bad dates, cringe-worthy dates, date, dating disasters, dating fails, dating horror, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating regrets, dating woes, embarrassing dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, online dating horror stories, online dating nightmares, online dating woes, smp, Stories, Swipecraft, terrible dates, worst online dates, worst online dating

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

arousal, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, Climax, desire, dirty talk, dirty talk during sex, ecstasy, FANTASY, Hottest, INTIMATE, Lust, moan, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, sex, Steamy, turn on, whisper

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Adventures, alleviate symptoms, antiviral, antivirals, cardiopulmonary symptoms, covid, Craft, Long, long covid, musculoskeletal symptoms, neurologic symptoms, persistent infection, Treatment

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Farms Harvested:	255	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2299
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, adventurous, BDSM, Boundaries, Domination, Erotic, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, INTENSE, Kinky, KinkyCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Pain, Pleasure, role-play, sexual exploration, Submission, taboo, Ultimate, Wild

Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	7306

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KyivNightRecruiters

Army, conscription, Draft, enlistment, kyiv, KyivNightRecruiters, mandatory service, Men, military service, nightlife, non-compliance, recruiters, Recruitment, recruitment process, recruitment tactics, registration, search, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian men

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.