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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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