Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Ores Mined: 6969
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7757 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Potions Brewed: 118
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9734 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 25 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4287 Chimeras Created: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Emeralds Found: 747

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    • Origins (+ Extras!)
    • Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!)
    • Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets)
    • Mine Cells
    • Waystones
    • Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.)
    • Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.)
    • Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 680 Zombie Dances: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Chimeras Created: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 54 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineCraftMixtape

    MineCraftMixtape
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 263849
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 131

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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