GFsteals4funCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Potions Brewed:	139	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5341

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyRoomieDrama

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Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	90

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SongCraft: LastRespawn

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Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	440697	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpearCraft: Alien History

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelMods

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PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

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Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	New Chunks Explored:	549802
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6097	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

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Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3055
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!