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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8199 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 5240 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!