Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Zombie Dances: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Animals Bred: 82
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Animals Bred: 156
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 947 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Ores Mined: 6064 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2826 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Mines Excavated: 4241
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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