CraftyKyivPrisoner | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	957341
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3221
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	481	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	546	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	424	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Buildings Constructed:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mines Excavated:	1474
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7978	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mines Excavated:	3699
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	9445	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	615171	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5