SickSonSquadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	4082
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	260
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1889	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crops Grown:	1031
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	383	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!