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The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8210	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7463
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mines Excavated:	3935	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2260	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	256	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Animals Bred:	167	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3276	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4978	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	484
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Love Letters Sent:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7047
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	74
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3