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LuvLostInMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, alliances, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest. You’ll never know who to trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

Forget about the one that got away in real life, because on our server, everyone is fair game. Will you be the one to finally catch that elusive player who always seems to slip through your fingers? Or will you be the one who gets away, leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find your new best frenemy along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Crops Grown:	8713
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyComrades

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

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lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6464
Enchantments Applied:	253	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

1. How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

2. How can I join an existing nation?

If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

3. How can I conquer new territories?

In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

4. What resources can be found in the game?

There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	222
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Limbus Company – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to conform to society’s norms.

Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of illusions and trickery to reach the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming extractions include The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these characters come into play.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our target extraction is none other than [ Faust ] ID & E.G.O. That’s right, we’re going after the big guns and nothing can stop us!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	81	Mines Excavated:	4333
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SickSonSquadCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AlienCraft2021

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Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	3046
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dimension Hops:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	7043
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NukeCraftPeacePrize

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yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	6616
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

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Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4568
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2