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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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