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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3116 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
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We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.