CartelCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	564050

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	91687

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4295
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Zombie Dances:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	461	Dimension Hops:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	3440	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.