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Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8631	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	23580	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	636
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crops Grown:	2350

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
New Chunks Explored:	733657	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

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Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	189
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	849423
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2383	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BridalBlunderCraft

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Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	792758	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

after school activities, cafeteria fight, classmates, detention, EMBARRASSING, forbidden love, funny, gossip, high school, HighSchoolIncidentMC, Incident, Memories, prank, Principal, Rumors, scandal, School days, Secrets, smp, suspension, teachers, teenage drama

Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Mines Excavated:	3475
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Buildings Constructed:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	166