Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Crops Grown: 1356
Living Statues Befriended: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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