so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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