Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Players Killed by Monsters: 8853 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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