Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4051	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MomCantDriveMC

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Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	99	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

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Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Farms Harvested:	670
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4100	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5956