RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	267
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

bone density, bone health, calcium, Calcium Supplements, CrackCraft, Fracture Prevention, Fracture Prevention in Women, Fracture Prevention Research, Fracture Risk, health supplements, Hip Fracture Risk, Hip Fractures, Hipsters, Long Term Care, osteoporosis, Vitamin D, Vitamin D and Calcium, vitamin D benefits, Vitamin D Deficiency, Vitamin D Studies, Women’s Health, women’s health issues

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4588	Players Killed by Monsters:	7902
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	3981
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

adult chat, adult content, Discreet, FANTASY, fwb, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, kik, Kik thread, kik threadtrading, meatstro99, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes exchange, online trading, Personal, Private, sexting, sharing, smp, taboo, Thread, trading nudes, Wife

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	4190	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	128
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	139
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

autists, boys club, Climb, club, Competitive Gaming, Dedication, discrimination, Diversity, fighters, game knowledge, games, Gaming Community, HIGH, hours played, iq, Minecraft, Neuro, neurotypical, perseverance, Peruvians, Server, skill level, Stereotypes, Tryhard

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

FAMOUS, Indonesian, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3155	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Farms Harvested:	282
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	4069
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	841163	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2