Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Towns Built: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dimension Hops: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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