NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2312
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	106
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mines Excavated:	3161	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoKidsAllowedMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.