Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
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