CraftyCanuckRevolt | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	4284	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6291	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Farms Harvested:	805	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7006

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4017
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	210	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	820	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9014	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	532568	Farms Harvested:	883

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3