Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

anger, bereavement, car towed, Communication, Conflict, family, flatmate, Friends, INCONVENIENCE, lack of care, Minecraft, Neighbour, parking issue, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spare keys, SUV, tough decision, tough time, towing, Towly, work

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crops Grown:	4415	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	281

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Animals Bred:	82
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	5111
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
New Chunks Explored:	435932	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	2137	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Towns Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	181	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2302	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	986	Emeralds Found:	8110
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	7862
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	80	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	679
Villages Defended:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3143
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582