””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P”” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4935	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1354
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	1272
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crops Grown:	9034
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	825275	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3644

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2834
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	6