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Academic Socials 1.20.1

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5058
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	189
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	417

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7832	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	211
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

dandev.online

Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1405	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	4927	Dimension Hops:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2332
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3