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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
New Chunks Explored:	942216	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
New Chunks Explored:	483774	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoobsNeedLoveToo

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Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

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Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Buildings Constructed:	19	Crops Grown:	5301
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
New Chunks Explored:	931018	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	67
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

burden, court battles., court orders, dna testing, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflicts, family dynamics, family holidays, forced, forced relationships, FUNLAND, inclusion, moms, mother’s actions, parental issues, parental responsibilities, Resentment, selfish behavior, sibling relationships, unwanted presence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Players Killed by Monsters:	5103
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PassportPanicMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

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join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3851	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4894	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3