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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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