LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3889	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	188
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crops Grown:	7128

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Farms Harvested:	461	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	172	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1322	Divine Spears Created:	28
Buildings Constructed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	832027	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Divine Spears Created:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13