Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	1132	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ores Mined:	7722

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	296
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6642	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6154
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Animals Bred:	186
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	202346

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3100	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7390	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1797	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crops Grown:	2277
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9282
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!