BlockyLove | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	5772
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4027
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crops Grown:	2913	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4000	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Emeralds Found:	6937	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Animals Bred:	141	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchantments Applied:	245
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2921
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	757	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!