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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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