Bathroom Baby Boomers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Animals Bred:	166	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4763
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	466
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	657743
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3644
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	6571
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4865	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SukhoiSmackdownMC

AA missile, Advanced weaponry, aerial combat, air defense, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, drone, fighter jet, Hunter, military technology, Okhotnik-B, Russian, shot down, Su-57, Sukhoi S-70, SukhoiSmackdownMC, UCAV, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, WARFARE

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	190	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1