Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing and having a blast? Look no further than our server, where you can choose to join either GDI or NOD and battle it out in epic Minecraft wars!

Join GDI and fight for peace and order in the Minecraft world, or join NOD and embrace chaos and destruction. But be warned, the NOD players have been known to ride creepers into battle while wearing nothing but diamond helmets!

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon racing competition, where players ride on the backs of Enderdragons through obstacle courses and try to avoid getting knocked off by flying pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who roam the land spreading joy and colorful wool wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Dragons Tamed: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 248 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Magic Items Found: 3207 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Zombie Dances: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 794045 Gods Slained: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 132
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Potions Brewed: 147 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Runes Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2930
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Crops Grown: 6782
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Emeralds Found: 4976
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magic Items Found: 1936
    Enchantments Applied: 118 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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