Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 New Chunks Explored: 663782
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Endless Night Skies: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Chimeras Created: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Animals Bred: 96
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 143
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Animals Bred: 35
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6473 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ores Mined: 5599
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Animals Bred: 121 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2157 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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