| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8164 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9204 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2425 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 250 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 402 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4234 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5833 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2845 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2678 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2904 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9946 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5565 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2157 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1407 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1241 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 400 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 709 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1398 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 814448 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 814 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7093 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9121 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 197 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4487 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
