that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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