Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Secret Passages Found: 8 Void Armor Forged: 19
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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