TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Critter Craze Minecraft Server

    Critter Craze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

    Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Potions Brewed: 26 Magic Items Found: 5811
    Star Shards Collected: 267 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

    Auki Bros Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

    But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 407 Enchantments Applied: 215
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

    Homebody Havens Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

    On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 233
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GrannyCraftHousingDrama

    GrannyCraftHousingDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

    Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Creeper Cafe Boom!

    Creeper Cafe Boom!
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Animals Bred: 56
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

    Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

    Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Animals Bred: 172 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Mines Excavated: 2506 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 59
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5773 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Twenture ๐Ÿ”ฅ Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy ๐Ÿ’Ž 1.21 Minecraft server

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Twenture ๐Ÿ”ฅ Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy ๐Ÿ’Ž 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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