LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Potions Brewed: 125
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 888314
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchantments Applied: 214

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7445 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8799 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

    🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

    Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

    A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

    Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

    A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

    Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

    A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

    If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 771 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ores Mined: 2122 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 152
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Farms Harvested: 714 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 402769
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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