mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	694

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	193
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

Communication Issues, divorced parents, Emotional Safety, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter conflict, household rules, invasion of privacy, Living, living arrangements, living with parents, lock removal, mom, MomCraft, parental decisions, personal space, privacy, room privacy, Server, sibling relationships, teenage girl, teenage rebellion, trust issues, Wins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crops Grown:	3037
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	130
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Emeralds Found:	5680

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

10. International living, 11. Free accommodation, 12. Global exploration, 13. Remote living, 14. Expat life, 15. Worldly adventures, 16. Luxury living, 17. Cultural immersion, 18. Tropical paradise, 19. Urban living, 2. Travel goals, 20. Seaside retreat., 3. Wanderlust, 4. Bucket list, 5. Exotic locations, 6. Paradise on earth, 7. Global living, 8. Ideal living situation, 9. Ultimate dream home, blocktopia, Dream destination, free, Live

If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AmazonRivDrought122

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come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

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Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.21.1
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	voltaicmc.com
Imgur	imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	2231

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

blended family, BUILD, Communication, coping mechanisms, DadCraft, emotional boundaries, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, Grief, Honesty, individual therapy, Lets, loss of a parent, parent-child relationships, Server, sibling dynamics, stepfamily, stepmother, Stepsibling, Therapy options, therapy sessions, Trauma

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	821651
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9689

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.