OTH Gamers: Where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the admin with a ban hammer!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Come Join a small white-listed SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults. (mostly 30’s-40s)
Usually 3-8 online at a given time and looking to expand playerbase a little.
Running Vanilla Java 1.21 No PVP or anything like that to worry about.
Just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game.
All skill levels are welcomed, so you don’t need to be a technical player to feel at home. Send a message to get the discord info to join.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server white-listed?	Yes, it is a white-listed server for older adults.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Vanilla Java 1.21.
Are there any restrictions on PVP?	No, there is no PVP on the server to worry about.
Can players of all skill levels join?	Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

alteisen, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Minecraft, Mission Pass, new players, nikke, Nikkes, PC, Phantom, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more craziness packed into this virtual world than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for the chance to win the exclusive Red Hood Poll Costume – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while battling creepers? And don’t miss out on our epic PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE event – it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with more explosions.

Feeling brave? Take on the Solo Raid: Land Eater challenge and prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And mark your calendars for the Co-op: Alteisen event – teamwork makes the dream work, especially when it involves slaying dragons.

But wait, there’s more! Special Recruit Quency: Escape Queen is here to shake things up, and upcoming recruit Phantom is ready to join the party. Plus, snag some killer costume passes like Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan – because who doesn’t love a good fashion statement in the midst of battle?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Just don’t forget to grab your diamond armor and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need both. See you in the game, crazy crafters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	235404
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Who Created The Lie That Indonesians Are Ugly Minecraft SMP

beauty ideals, beauty myths, beauty standards, Colonialism, created, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Eurocentric beauty standards, historical narratives, Identity, Indonesians, lie, Media influence, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, self esteem, self-image, smp, social conditioning, societal norms, Stereotypes, Ugly

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who believe that the secret to building the best Minecraft creations is to wear a chicken suit while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to steal all the diamonds and replace them with…you guessed it, potatoes!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager on speed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpookySznMinecraftSMP

autumn, black cats, candy, cobwebs, costumes, decorations, Fall, Favorite, favorite thing, Ghosts, Halloween, haunted houses, jack-o-lanterns, Pumpkins, scary movies, Skeletons, Spooky season, spooky vibes, SpookySznMinecraftSMP, Trick or treating, witches

Do you love spooky season as much as we do? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a haunted adventure like no other, where you can build your very own haunted house complete with ghostly villagers and creepy crawlies. But beware, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their diamonds into dirt! So if you’re brave enough to face the supernatural and want to show off your spooky building skills, join us for a spine-chilling experience you’ll never forget!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NatureCrafted

Adventure, Animals, beauty, environmental conservation, Exploration, Forests, Hiking, Lakes, landscapes, Mountains, national parks, Natural wonders, Nature, NatureCrafted, oceans, outdoors, Plants, Rivers, Scenic views, wildlife, wildlife photography

Have you ever seen a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking through fields of diamond ore? Or maybe watched as a pack of creepers performed a synchronized explosion dance? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally), trees grow cookies, and the sun sets in a blaze of fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness nature at its most ridiculous – join us today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Emeralds Found:	3436
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	169
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server

Aerial vehicles, airspace, airspace violation, coast of Israel, Defense, defense systems, Drones, drones intercepted, intercept, intercepted, Israeli coast patrol, Israeli defense forces, Military, Minecraft, national security, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, UAVsGoneWild, unauthorized, unmanned aerial vehicles

come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas! u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is protected by a giant talking potato named spudnik who shoots french fries at intruders. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of diamonds. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

blocks, Cases, CitadelPvP, classic, desert, Duels, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, End.., Factions, Farms, Fight, Glory, glory days, Icy Tundra, OG Legends, Parkour, pixelated, PvP, Ravine, Shop, voting system, Warps, warzone, world, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CitadelPvP
Version	1.7.10
IP Address	play.citadelpvp.com

Features:

Classic Factions gameplay
Various PvP zones
Economy system
20k x 20k World Border
1v1 Rated and Practice Duels
Voting system for in-game gear

About:

Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

Interested in playing?

Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10?	Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
What are some of the features offered on the server?	The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
How can I join the server?	Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Break Time Minecraft Server

Break, Community, Desperation, exposure, horny, House, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, Moderation, Obsession, online forum, Poison, r9k, self-care, Server, shithole, Time, TOXIC, unhealthy habits, Website, Women, work

Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, niji, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitch streams, twitter, xsoleil

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HairCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, Gaslighting, HairCraft, love, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, toxic relationships, Understanding, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AccidentalSodaSipper

AccidentalSodaSipper, annoyance, bar management, Customer, customer service, drink, Employee, Food, food court, Hand, lemonade, mistake, Order, Sip, Soda, straw, Strawberry, Table, throw out, trash can

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Enchantments Applied:	175	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Farms Harvested:	115
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Carefree, cherished possessions, childhood memories, favorite things, games, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, longing for the past, longings, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Playtime, Reminiscing, sentimental objects, sentimentality, simpler times, smp, Toys, wish list, yearning for the past

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7596
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCrushSignals

body language signs, concealed feelings, covert interest, CraftyCrushSignals, hidden affection, Hidden feelings, hidden signals, masked emotions, nonverbal cues, secret crush, shy crush, signs he doesn’t show it, signs he likes you, signs of attraction, silent admiration, subtle gestures, subtle hints, suppressed feelings, unexpressed love, unspoken emotions

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Commute Pay Time

Commute, Commuting time, compensation, Crafty, employee benefits, employers, employment regulations, Flexible work policies, labor laws, Legal mandate, Paid work hours, Pay, productivity, Remote employees, remote job opportunities, remote work, remote work benefits, Remote work trends, telecommuting, Time, Time management, Work arrangements, work-life balance, workplace policies

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1280	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!