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Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7614	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	3389	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Buildings Constructed:	19
Animals Bred:	175	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ElephantEscapeCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7653
Buildings Constructed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6098	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

#sustainability, agriculture, ecological balance, ecological footprint, ecosystem, Environment, environmental ethics, ethical consumption, ethical farming, FarmCraft, Farming, food production, food security, human impact, humans, Parasitic, population control, Resource Management, species, sustainable living, symbiotic relationship

so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

1.21, chat reports, Cheats, Discord, Griefing, ip address, killing, Paper, PUBLICLY, Redstone, Resets, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Survival, teleport commands, Tpa, Trailer, Trapped, Traveling, Vanilla, version 1.20.4, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Griefing Policy	Not allowed
Server Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
World Age	4 years old, no resets ever
Allowed Actions	Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3