Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Alien Abductions: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Ores Mined: 7341 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Zombie Dances: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magic Items Found: 1693
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/samantha-irvin/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

    TikTok: Visit our TikTok

    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2605
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Emeralds Found: 8938
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Enchantments Applied: 151
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

    🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

    🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

    💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

    Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PhoneFlipperPro

    PhoneFlipperPro
    Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

    CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AnnoyingEarwormCraft

    AnnoyingEarwormCraft
    Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

    So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dimension Hops: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Farms Harvested: 337

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CreeperCarnageFunLand

    CreeperCarnageFunLand
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

    Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat
    So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • 💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

    💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

    IP: mydestiny.su

    Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

    Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

    Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

    Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

    Here you will find:

    [+] Anarchy

    [+] New armor

    [+] New weapons

    [+] Dragon World

    [+] Customized map

    [+] Good admins

    Happy gaming!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the server’s focus? The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
    Is the server for Java Edition only? Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 794589 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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